I have been to 22 countries and do not plan on stopping anytime soon. Next up: China, Japan, South Korea, Australia, Antarctica, Argentina, Portugal, Sweden, Peru, Russia, South Africa, India, Greece…ok I could go on for much longer so let’s just stop there. You get the idea.
This is the place to go if you’re looking to buy mammoth meat, dinosaur eggs, time travel sickness pills, anti-cloning fluid, and anything else that you might need to travel through the fourth dimension.
You pass herds of Mongolian camels, remote monasteries, the colorful Old Believer village, swamps and forests, and flocks of nomads leading horses, all while you sip endless amounts of vodka and coffee.
I’m not exaggerating when I say that every country has chocolate milk unique to themselves. I might be hypersensitive to the subtleties of chocolate milk (and i know it’s kinda weird) but it’s only because, over the years, I’ve tried more them in more than twenty countries.